Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:27 AM

The title is the theme. These movies based on the "Ken Burns Effect" are not even movies in the strict sense. I don't own a video camera. What you see here are photos from my large, undisciplined library juxtaposed together with the aid of the "Ken Burns Effect". It seems only Apple has this arrangement with Mr. Ken Burns, a man who actually makes real movies, but who is known best as the fellow who came up with this "Effect" for adding life to still photos. By the way, the bare chested girl on the beach in South Beach is Ford model Natasha Henstridge before she went to Hollywood. And yes, that's astronaut Buzz Aldrin at the hotel Olden in Gstaad, and Princess Gloria T + T between sets of tennis outside Munich.